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This is my favorite scene in ‘Crocodile Dundee’:






I too like a good knife. Indeed, I feel about knives the way Obi Wan Kenobi feels about light sabers, "A more civilized weapon for a more civilized (And yes, I did happen to notice Linda Kozlowski. It was 1986; I was young and single. And she was only seven years older than me. Gosh, I guess she still is. Anyway, in general, I find brunettes more attractive. But I digress.)



This is the knife I have in mind for myself:























Anything less would be uncivilized.

As you can see, it’s a very versatile knife. Hunny, if you’re reading, you can order it for me here. (It would be a great birthday gift.) Sweetie, if you’re reading this it would make a great Father’s Day gift.

NOTE: I didn’t have time to look around UTUBE for a version with no subtitles.