06 September 2006
Here’s how Katie should close her evening broadcast
8:14 AM
Katie Couric has asked her viewers to help her come up with a closing line. Walter Cronkite said, “And that’s the way it is.” Dan Rather said—well, who cares.
I’ve got it.
She should close her evening broadcast by saying, “And that’s the way we’re spinning it.”
Alternatively, she could break up the monotony by occasionally closing with, “That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it—come hell, high water, or attentive bloggers.”
I’ve got it.
She should close her evening broadcast by saying, “And that’s the way we’re spinning it.”
Alternatively, she could break up the monotony by occasionally closing with, “That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it—come hell, high water, or attentive bloggers.”
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- Former soldier (USA). Graduate-level educated. Married 26 years. Texas ex-patriate. Ruling elder in the Presbyterian Church in America.
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