Well, some time this weekend, I begin the arduous process of reading His Beatitude's stimulus bill. At 334 pages it looks to be quite scintillating, right up there with The Bourne Identity the biggest thing since -- I don't know -- the Bible, The Complete Works of Shakespeare, The National Industrial Recovery Act. Want to read it, too? It's right here. Enjoy.

I just know I haven't had this much fun since I read the comprehensive immigration bill. What a knock-about of pure fun that all was!