28 June 2006

Conspiracy Theory No. 73,410

Now I know who is behind, and financing, those studies being used by the aforementioned anit-burgernazis.  It’s Big Soy!  Now if I can just find the corporate sponsor of the anti-smokinazis.  I’ve got my money on Big Clove.  (I’ve noticed my daughter surrepticiously smoking clove cigarettes, which is really suspicious given her professed disdain for tobbaco.)

Big Clove.  It’s gotta be them.  There’s no other logical explanation.


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